Damn.

I was screaming "I love you" 5 minutes too late.

Oh hell no

Ok, this is SO wrong.
Whilst us, the girls, have our love-hate relationship with heels, what the HELL IS THIS?!
Yes, it is.
HELLS FOR BABIES

I think this is child abuse.

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I am so awesome.

We have a black light theme dance coming up tomorrow, and as you know, I have NO whites.
No whites.

So I decided to buy a school gym shirt, and turn it into a hot dress!

It turned out pretty nicely, actually, with one exception...
the dress fails to support my bosoms.
damn!

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Wait, Another Product to introduce to the World.

What may this rather emo-looking drink may be?
It's your handy-dandy Anti-Energy Drink!!!
Yes, just in case you're far too awake to handle AP Calculus in the morning, this is your best friend.

This carbonated drink is spiked with Melatonin and Valerian, which are naturally occuring hormones in your brains that promotes sleep, is meant to well, slow you down.

According to the press, "...this calming drink was inspired by today's popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind"

Am I the only one thinking there may be a hint of THC in this drink?

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Genious!

Ok, I have never used lube before, but this sounds like a pretty damn good idea for OCD ladies like myself.


Low and behold- Lube; in mousse form.

It's supposed to stay put, instead of dripping and spreading everywhere... How bloody fabulous is that?!
(Ok, I wouldn't know, but I can only imagine trying to clean lube spread, and then trying to explain to your friend that you just washed your kitchen floor when she wipes out)

It comes in slight-vanilla scent or unscented; personally I would hate to smell vanilla-ish sex odor.


Anyhow, if you're up for the cleaner sex, it's from Replens Intimate Options, $9.70. Which is so much cheaper than paying the gas it takes to take your friend to the doctor's due to a head injury from the fall.
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Current Theme Song...

If you judge me by this choice, you obviously don't know enough,
but hey, whatever, you're the one missing out.



Now go dance.

It's Just A Question, but...

"Why do you hate your body so much?"

Yes, it's possibly one of the most commonly asked questions. I get it a LOT.
So I am rather very unhappy with my body, wish I were 20lbs lighter, was model-skinny.
My body image rating? very low -- JUST LIKE A BILLION OTHER GIRLS!!
Why am I the target of this question?
Why do people get so angry when I cringe about that extra little lipid later on my body?

Personally, I think it's very normal, and people should stop asking that question.

Next time, I'll answer
I'm sorry I'm a teenage girl in the 21st centry!

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May I add that...

MY DIGITAL CAMERA IS BROKEN?!?!

sucks. no pictures on this blog for a while.
oh, to let you in on the scene,

I was charging my camera, yes? yes.
3 hours later, the light that usually turns from red to green charged was...
reddish green.
like, what?!


so naturally, I went to take the camera off the charging pod, and it
BURNT MY HAND!!!
how evil of it. but I might have deserved it as I have dropped the camera numerous times. which obviously has nothing to do with it being broken.

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Screwed

yes.
I am screwed.
Joy!


I have a calc report I have not started due tomorrow.
(I have started it, just don't quite get it... lovely)
A Chem test
And a huge amount of studying I have not been aware of to do :))
And a double chin as you can observe from the smiley. (but not really)

On a happier note

Happy Birthday Tom!!

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Today's Endeavour

My mother mailed me to congratulate me.
She sometimes mails me in Engrish. I don't even know why. but this is what she said :

"Congraturations on your awards!!
Respect your teachers
They know you do it hard and well

Love... Mom"

oh god.