Thursday, June 5, 2008

Wait, Another Product to introduce to the World.

What may this rather emo-looking drink may be?
It's your handy-dandy Anti-Energy Drink!!!
Yes, just in case you're far too awake to handle AP Calculus in the morning, this is your best friend.

This carbonated drink is spiked with Melatonin and Valerian, which are naturally occuring hormones in your brains that promotes sleep, is meant to well, slow you down.

According to the press, "...this calming drink was inspired by today's popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind"

Am I the only one thinking there may be a hint of THC in this drink?

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